Supermarket Aisle King #004: Bitchin Sweet Sauce

My heart is beating only moderately fast after 16 taste caramel-centered tests

I am not a fan of self-deception — it is the ultimate betrayal. I have seen (experienced) precisely how it interacts with self-sabotage, convincing you slowly and surely over time, while you reside like a frog at the bottom of a beaker full of warm water getting hotter and hotter until it reaches boiling point, that the water is not boiling -- that it’s…