What to wear if you want to look like you know what you're doing with your life even though your shit is spread between so many toilets it seems impossible that it'll ever get together?

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Alternatively, the prompt is: what do I wear when I want to look like I know what I’m doing with my life even though I don’t? One time I heard Barry Diller on a podcast say: “No one knows anything including myself.”

He called it the best advice he could give, which I took it to mean that we’re all just trying to figure shit out. We’re trying to do it al…